Bigger, Bolder, Better!

For twenty-six years the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation has been both the most respected and reviled of Satanic organisations. Unlike the Church of Satan and its numerous clones, the WCSL demands its members be free thinkers unafraid to question, challenge, and confront. No ethnic group or religious heritage is frowned upon, and founder Paul Douglas Valentine does not hide behind a plethora of middlemen. He offers immediate access and welcomes legitimate criticism of himself, his ideas, and the WCSL.

Unfortunately, the harmless Satanism of the 1980s that sparked needless fears of human sacrifice, child abuse, etc., has become a potentially very dangerous entity in the hands of a new breed of unabashed Nazis who flaunt their bigotry and hatred. Contrary to most white supremacist groups, the recent wave of “Satanic“ Aryans have rebuked Christianity completely and claim to actually worship Satan. Mr. Valentine and the WCSL vehemently oppose such groups, and believe that pride in one’s heritage is fine so long as others of different bloodlines are not belittled or endangered because of it. The WCSL boasts members of every ethnic group and while most of the roster is atheist, our people bring knowledge and experience in dozens of religions, including Christianity, Judaism, Wicca, Islam, Zoroastrianism, and even Jainism.

Educationally our members range from high school students to PhDs. Nevertheless, they are neither elevated nor ignored by their academic status. As anyone who has had the pleasure of interaction with Mr. Valentine knows, everyone within the WCSL is respected equally.

Equally important is the fact the WCSL does NOT promote an “anything goes” lifestyle because we believe mindless debauchery under the guise of individuality is best left to undisciplined hedonists.

We believe it is impossible to definitely prove or disprove the existence of God or adequately define, describe or understand a deistic existence. We personally find no evidence of any supreme being, collectively. Belief in the existence of the deistic existence is subjective.

We believe that any so-called Holy Scripture is humanly generated, authored by sometimes ordinary and sometimes extraordinary people but never by a supreme being.

We believe that professional gurus, including religious clergy of every type, are extraneous and unnecessary as spokespersons of esoteric wisdom. They should be replaced with objective facilitators who encourage all to think for themselves.

We believe, based on how we want to be treated by others, that (a) We can choose right over wrong without the aid of definitions from any church, creed or belief system; and (b) We are responsible for our own deliberate actions. In some temporal manner we may suffer consequences or reap benefits from our intentional behaviour.

We believe, because fixed doctrines inhibit spiritual and/or intellectual growth and freedom, that mandated creeds or faith tenets should not be required for fellowship or participation in the life of a truth seeking community.

• Yearly Membership is $15.00 US. You receive:

1 full-colour, foil embossed WCSL membership card.

1 WCSL button

*** Free bonus! One copy each of Scream Greats Vol. 2 (1986) and PDV live on Kelly & Company (1989)***

::Foreign requests must add $5.00 US postage::

• Lifetime Membership Package #1 is $200 US. You receive:

Any one (1) item of your choice from either WCSL Store:

(http:/www.cafepress.com/thewcsl or http://www.zazzle.com/pdvalentine). **Flip Mino not included**.

1 full-colour, foil embossed WCSL membership card.

1 Anton LaVey’s Satanic Bible - autographed by PDV.

1 copy of PDV’s appearance on Detroit’s Kelly & Company (1988).

1 copy of Scream Greats Vol. 2: Satanism & Witchcraft (1986)

:::::::SPECIAL “Cash For Clunkers” OFFER!!!:::::::::

Simply turn in your membership card of any other Satanic church/organization/club and you will receive the $200 package for just $100!***** (If you wish to keep your card a photocopy will do.)

• Lifetime Membership Package #2 is $999.00 US. You receive:

Any five (5) items of your choice the WCSL Store

at www.zazzle.com/pdvalentine. **Flip Mino not included**

1 custom plastic WCSL membership card

1 copy of Scream Greats Vol. 2: Satanism & Witchcraft (1986)

1 copy of PDV’s first Sally Jessy Raphael appearance (1988)

1 copy of PDV on Kelly & Co. (1989)

1 copy of The Satanic Bible (autographed by PDV)

1 12 inch, fully articulated, anatomically correct, talking PDV action figure

1 Autographed copy of Paul Douglas Valentine’s “The Satanic Cookbook©” when it is released in 2012

1 WCSL Flip Mino of your choice

Until I can get the PayPal 'Buy Now' buttons to work here, you can easily purchase anything on the WCSL site this way:

1. Go to PayPal.com

2. Select the send money tab

3. Choose 'Send Money Online' 

4. Type in the amount (including applicable postage)

5. Select 'Friends and Family' (YOU'RE paying the transaction fee, not I)

6. In the 'Send to' box type dottisdad@yahoo.com If you don't have a PayPal account? Stop being a lazy bastard and get one. It takes three minutes.


If you don't have a credit or debit card? Well then, you're shit out of luck.

**Apple’s Extended Care warranty is the sole responsibility of the individual.

***iPhone connection is the sole responsibility of the individual.

****If that’s a problem for potential members? Tough shit. How hard is this, folks?

*****At this price the two items offered from the WCSL store can NOT exceed $20 each.